Adventures of the Burkey Boys

In a recent event upholding the fine traditions of the Scum, two members of the elite Burkey Boys, photographing trains, were called in to local authorities in by an alert but overzealous citizen. Said overzealous citizen, after walking to a telephone (doesn't everyone have cellphones these days?), elected to make another call before contacting authorities. This delay allowed our heroes to leave the area in a timely fashion. Even though our intrepid adventurers had left the area, this did not stop the entire on-duty contingent of the local constabulary from making a fruitless search of the entire town before deciding that our heroes had made good their escape.

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